XDC2011 Chicago - Caption Contest

For those not in Chicago for the 2011 X.Org Developers' Conference (XDC2011), here are a few photos from the Phoronix beer event yesterday. The full photo-set of XDC2011 will be published on Phoronix in the next few days, but here's a few highlights aside from the ones published already.

Tuesday was the Phoronix-sponsored beer afternoon at XDC2011, which happened prior to the Q&A panel, so it was fairly entertaining. Here's some of the interesting/comical photos. Feel free to suggest captions for these images (or guess what was going on) using the discussion link for the Phoronix Forums at the bottom of this entry.

Luc Verhaegen _______________.

What did Keith Packard do to his Intel Sandy Bridge notebook?

Bud Light? Lederhosens?

AMD's John Bridgman is telling a story.