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  • Oracle Unbreakable Enterprise Kernel R5U3 Released With Better ARM 64-Bit Support

    Phoronix: Oracle Unbreakable Enterprise Kernel R5U3 Released With Better ARM 64-Bit Support

    The Oracle Linux team has released Unbreakable Enterprise Kernel Release 5 Update 3 as the newest version of their optimized downstream Linux kernel catering to cloud workloads...

    http://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?pag...inux-UEK-R5-U3

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    Oracle "We Are the Best" Unbreakable Unexploitable Definitive Enterprise Mission-Critical Non-Stop Kernel with Double Fail-Safe

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    • #3
      Originally posted by tildearrow View Post
      Oracle "We Are the Best" ....
      Larry is all about marketing, and he is good at "expanding" the truth. And the under-educated will always believe in slick marketing.
      Last edited by CommunityMember; 03-25-2020, 01:28 AM.

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      • #4
        So if you manage to break it, does that mean that Larry has to write you a billion dollar check? Or does a secret team of ninjas kidnap you in the middle of the night, and take you somewhere remote to torture you for the rest of your short, painful life?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by andyprough View Post
          So if you manage to break it, does that mean that Larry has to write you a billion dollar check?
          More likely you get sued into oblivion

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          • #6
            Originally posted by starshipeleven View Post
            More likely you get sued into oblivion
            So Larry writes his lawyers a billion dollar check. And they torture you for the rest of your short, painful life. Makes sense now.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by andyprough View Post
              So Larry writes his lawyers a billion dollar check. And they torture you for the rest of your short, painful life. Makes sense now.
              I'm sure he does not pay them so much by threatening to sue them as well.

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