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  • #11
    Now this is for real nerds only. And you need to know a bit of good music in order to understand the wit. Only less than 1% of people understand all the references in this song, but there’s a walkthrough for others at the end… NOBODY ORACLE
    MUSIC BY ROGER WATERS (PINK FLOYD)
    LYRICS BY ME




    I’ve got a linux black box with my programs in it
    Got a bash, using twofish and a login
    When I’m a good OP they sometimes throw me a like in.

    I got elastic cloud keepin’ my sites on
    Got those stolen source codes
    I got thirteen panels that sit on the display to choose from
    I’ve got unending nights
    And I’ve got petabytes
    I got amazing powers of the super cow
    And that is how I know
    When I try to get through
    On the terminal to UEK
    There’ll be no files in /home

    I’ve got directory rwx perm.
    And the inevitable enroll forms
    All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
    I’ve got caffeine stains on my teeth.
    I’ve got a mining pool and blockchain.
    Got a grand keyboard to prop up Oracle remains.

    I’ve got wild staring eyes
    And I’ve got a strong urge to fry
    ’cause I got no heatsink on the CPU
    Ooh…racle when I pick up the logs
    there’s still no files in /home
    WALKTHROUGH (WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!) :

    I’ve got a linux black box with my programs in it
    Got a bash, using twofish and a login
    When I’m a good OP they sometimes throw me a like in.

    I got elastic cloud keepin’ my sites on
    Got those stolen source codes
    I got thirteen panels that sit on the display to choose from
    I’ve got unending nights
    And I’ve got petabytes
    I got amazing powers of the super cow
    And that is how I know
    When I try to get through
    On the terminal to UEK
    There’ll be no files in /home/…

    I’ve got directory rwx perm.
    And the inevitable enroll forms
    All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
    I’ve got caffeine stains on my teeth.
    I’ve got a mining pool and blockchain.
    Got a grand keyboard to prop up Oracle remains.

    I’ve got wild staring eyes
    And I’ve got a strong urge to fry
    ’cause I got no heatsink on the CPU
    Ooh…racle when I pick up the logs
    there’s still no files in /home/…

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    • #12
      Originally posted by skeevy420 View Post

      If AndyChow is Asian, that's extremely racist.
      if its Racsist i'll get Bart Simpson to give him a Kiss

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