What would you give Steve Ballmer for Christmas?

[L33F3R]

Being Steve, it must be hard receiving gifts at Christmas that you can just go out and buy. Sometimes people need things that they dont necessarily want. I ask the Phoronix community, what does good old Steve need?


Rules:

1. No sexually related acts, paraphernalia or the works. (although he seems like the kind of guy who needs it)
2. Has to be a tangible good. No free software . Open source compatible hardware is allowed.
3. You can not give him Santa.
4. You can not give him more developers developers developers developers....
5. It must be reasonably priced. Something you could actually afford.
6. You cant "give it up for him".
7. Can not give him low carb foods.
8. Clothing is allowed, so long as it does not show sweat marks.

Good luck!

[L33F3R]

I will kick it off I suppose. I would buy Steve some gucci sunglasses (most likely knockoffs).

Sexy devil he is...

[Ryzzen]

A new chair..?

[birdie]

I'd have taken him to a cave or a canyon, where he could shout "Developers!" only once and an echo would repeat his shouting great many times.

[Ex-Cyber]

Lions' Commentary on Unix

[Wyatt]

Chocolate. When you're losing market share to Jobs and a bunch of rambunctious brats, some comfort food can really help you sleep at night.

[deanjo]

An iPod, PS3 and a copy of MS Bob.

[kraftman]

A Tux mascot.

[L33F3R]

Chocolate. When you're losing market share to Jobs and a bunch of rambunctious brats, some comfort food can really help you sleep at night.

clever. very clever.

[Hephasteus]

A poster of 2 billion chinese and indians flipping him the finger?