You made wild allegations about Microsoft distributing keys when Microsoft NEVER distributes keys.
You conveniently ignored the fact that users CAN and HAVE the ability to enroll their own user-generated keys into the UEFI key lists. Mathhew and Bottomley have ALREADY published extensive information on this in their blogs.
You conveniently ignored the fact that abused keys can be shut down by Microsoft, OpenSUSE, Fedora, Ubuntu since they are within the circle of trust with regards to signing., and also ignored Matthew's report that SB keys are NOT obsfucated, just plain RSA keys.
Seriously, I don't really want Canonical, Redhat or OpenSUSE controlling my hardware either.
You made a wild claim that Verisign is in Microsoft's pocket when their only job is to validate the requester's identity, NOT to sign the keys.
You made a wild claim that Microsoft is against signing FOSS binaries just because they refuse to sign GPLv3-licensed binaries when they have clearly demonstrated that they are perfectly fine with signing GPLv2 binaries. You conveniently ignored the facts once again that Microsoft is simply adverse to GPLv3. Matthew himself pointed out this fact explicitely.
You made a ridiculous claim of fact that anybody can grab hold of Red Hat's and the LF's keys when those keys are not even distributed, period. All that is distributed is a signed binary, NOT the signing key.
Every last word I have discussed in this topic can be backed up by Bottomley, Matthew AND Microsoft, the first 2 of which are authorities on this whole hoo-ha with SB support for Linux. YOU, on the other hand, have nothing to back your claims other than the tired 'Microsoft-has-screwed-people-over-before-so-they-will-do-it-again-with-SB' paranoia.
You have proven that you have no qualms about lying your way through when the black-and-white facts have already been thrown against your face just to justify your crusade against Microsoft and you still can accuse me of spouting nonsense when I call your bluff. Who's the one making up points and spreading FUD now?
EDIT: Congratulations, you are the second person to have actually succeeded in making me lose my cool over a single forum post. Achievement unlocked.