Sadly, I'm starting to believe this is actually what you think. That you're really such a simpleton that you actually believe what you write. I've actually debated christian fundamentalists who believe the earth was literally made 6000 years ago (radiocarbon dating is a liberal conspiracy, dontcha know) who've made more sense than you are currently making.
I'm sad, boz. Please say it ain't so. It's fun to bash trolls, but when you start to think you're actually arguing with an idiot, it just becomes sad... kind of like shooting fish in a barrel.